I already knew this but now I have reporters backing me up -
We would all be more productive if our boss let us take a nap after lunch. I know for one that as I slave away at the computer, the screen makes my eyes hurt. I go outside for a walk and dodge money hungry bums greedy for my change, cars driving on the sidewalk and grocery bags flying at lightspeed with in-between-skyscraper drafts and eddies. I get some fucking lunch, maybe asian food, of which I am a fan. Then I go back to the office, sip a little coffee, and get back to looking at that screen. Then the screen befuddles me, I yawn, and sleep sitting upright in my chair, my back to the office door. There has to be a better way. I want my nap time a cot and a little blankie with some soft music and dim lights. A back rub would be nice too but this is work not the damn Love Boat.
I already knew this but now I have reporters backing me up - We would all be more productive if our boss let us take a nap after lunch. I know for one that as I slave away at the computer, the screen makes my eyes hurt. I go outside for a walk and dodge money hungry bums greedy for my change, cars driving on the sidewalk and grocery bags flying at lightspeed with in-between-skyscraper drafts and eddies. I get some fucking lunch, maybe asian food, of which I am a fan. Then I go back to the office, sip a little coffee, and get back to looking at that screen. Then the screen befuddles me, I yawn, and sleep sitting upright in my chair, my back to the office door. There has to be a better way. I want my nap time a cot and a little blankie with some soft music and dim lights. A back rub would be nice too but this is work not the damn Love Boat.
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If you ever get caught at work taking a nap at your desk you can open your eyes and say "Oh wow, they told me this might happen at the blood donation drive today!" It may only work once in a while though. Depending on where you work, you also might get away with opening your eyes and saying "Amen."
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