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It is now proofen that Northern Europeans and their descendents are special for their ability to digest milk. All that "milk does a body good" shit maybe actually referred to the ability of milk to fuel a total global empire made up of the ancestors from the N. Europeans who developed the ability to produce lactase, which breaks down milk's insanely complex sugars. Yes, I am suggesting that, among other things, cow milk drinking is really what sets us apart from the oppressed African population, not moral or intellectual superiority. Perhaps Guns, Germs, and Milk is what really set apart those titanic empire builders of yore and now. Of course, even most people with lactose intolerance can still eat hard cheese and yogurt, so its really only chugging glasses of milk into adulthood that sets apart the 90% or so of folks descended from N. European stock that have the gene that allows them to imbibe white cow juice without turning into a bloated, gassy, toilet hog. There has to be some connection milk and empire - does Wilson have anything to say?

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