The first in a series of Excerpts from the bONER mACHINE gnomologues pending complicity
December 12th, 2006:
Dear Dim and Dom,
I'd like to personally inform you two that "your" "Grizzly" has been unchained and is no longer a secret to the neighbors. Despite countless attempts at self-inflicted punishment on a relinquished grizzle guard (Unbeknownst, of Course, to our former mayor -who may or may not be slip'n'sliding on the gray scale and finger-banging The Abundance of that age old Chef Boyardee Cheese Ravioli) we are splitting hairs. As is protocol, the usual facilitation of meat muppet action is (in fact) a little thing I like to call "Hero Tube Tying"/\\/\/1i1i1> It's a little much to get into now, but surely you understand the reasons behind your FUCKING FACE, applesauce. So, by the time you get your "big momma's" back on, remember where it was you left the lube for that hunka beast-beast, and pop-pop the pearly whites back in, you might wanna think about stopping short of ramrodding every next man's grizzle gut and offering up a fatty stack to Jesu Von Bulimia. Just a suggestion.
Sincerely,
Ace
Dear Dim and Dom,
I'd like to personally inform you two that "your" "Grizzly" has been unchained and is no longer a secret to the neighbors. Despite countless attempts at self-inflicted punishment on a relinquished grizzle guard (Unbeknownst, of Course, to our former mayor -who may or may not be slip'n'sliding on the gray scale and finger-banging The Abundance of that age old Chef Boyardee Cheese Ravioli) we are splitting hairs. As is protocol, the usual facilitation of meat muppet action is (in fact) a little thing I like to call "Hero Tube Tying"/\\/\/1i1i1> It's a little much to get into now, but surely you understand the reasons behind your FUCKING FACE, applesauce. So, by the time you get your "big momma's" back on, remember where it was you left the lube for that hunka beast-beast, and pop-pop the pearly whites back in, you might wanna think about stopping short of ramrodding every next man's grizzle gut and offering up a fatty stack to Jesu Von Bulimia. Just a suggestion.
Sincerely,
Ace
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3 Comments:
SWORF!
I don't understand what this has to do with boner machine
Dear Jeremy,
This was part of our gnomologues (email dialogues meant to wrangle boners into coordination). how effective was this particular email? i don't know. check your email. do you save them? cause this is in your email.
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