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From the Best-Of-Craigslist is this totally worth your precious time post about a 'carton of irregular cat hats', sure to please pet lovers and pet haters alike!

Cheers Wankers!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/566171148.html

INTERNATIONAL NOISE CONFERENCE on TOUR 2008 in Chapel Hill / / TUESDAY APRIL 29th!
8:30PM - 2AM


17 acts / 15 minutes or less sets / one full night of NOISE / NO LAPTOPS / NO MIXING BOARDS / NO DRONES
w /

THE LAUNDRY ROOM SQUELCHERS

THE BRAMBLE RAMBLERS(Todd Emmert of Inspector 22, C+C of Waumiss...)

JIM CAPPS

CLANG QUARTET

LEE COUNTS (of American Band)

CROWMEAT BOB

BRYCE CLAYTON EIMAN

DOUG FERGUSON

FLIPPIN IDIOTS

I AM OK

LOPEZ ATTITUDE

RELAY FOR DEATH

SECRET BOYFRIEND + JEFF REHNLUND

SUBSCAPE ANNEX

THIRTEEN FINGERS

TODOS SOMOS NINJAS (members of In The Year of The Pig)

VAGINATEETH/JESUSTEETH

YOHIMBE

In lieu of a No Future Fest this year, one stream-lined night of regionals curated by Scotty Irving + Ryan Martin, plus the famous Squelchers. There's NO COVER but you are encouraged to bring donations for the Squelchers astronomical travel expenses!

NIGHTLIGHT FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY TOMORROW SUCKA

CLANG QUARTET / / BOYZONE West Coast Spring Tour 08::::


3/7 - Seattle, WA @ FBK House W/ Amoral, Exit Collapse. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
3/8 - Portland, OR @ Pocket Sandwich W/ Pittman-Woolf-Maherr, The Barracks Of Afghanistan, Dennis Naslund, Dickhearse, Badlands //
http://www.myspace.com/pocketsandwitch ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
3/10 - San Franciso, CA @ Kimo's Penthouse Lounge W/ Xome //
1351 Polk St :http://www.myspace.com/kimosbarsf ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
3/11 - Oakland, CA @ House TBA W/ Boyzone, Xome
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3/13 - Los Angeles, CA @ Echo Curio w/ Xome, Organ Music And The Trans Orgone League //1519 Sunset Blvd http://www.myspace.com/echocurio -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
3/14 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Smell W/ Ariel Pink, Bob Bruno (of Polar Goldie Cats), Jeremy Drake with David Rothbaum / / 247 South Main Street Los Angeles, California 90012 US http://www.thesmell.org/index1.html

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

SnaWRAL!!! Snawrl! Snarla!

If this is what they say Seattle weather is like, well then,

Well then, I gotta a handful of that

A hairy drumstick for you and yours, and
A little lost gets a lotta loose
Lesser Onanist Vetting Options finds nothing doing on streetcorner
And so we do die

Amidst the flys, cicadas, grasshoppers, grubs, garnishes, dragonflies, dandelions, maggots, giant wolves, lanterns, brass bands, caterpillars, and more, we find rotten milk strolling casually through the streets like eternity.

and what did rotten milk say?


answurve: international noise conference a.k.a. http://squelchers.net/inc.htm

If i was more on top of my shit I would have posted this a week ago but such is the way.

Word of the day: vanguardism

live from no land

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Boyzone in Wilmington @ the Juggling Gypsy Hookah Bar, courtesy 910 Noise

first clip is mellower



then



Thanks Ryans + Karl + SCiphers

Coming soon: Extreme Music from Persia

Apparently my overactive imagination runs its own agenda, and late night dosa makes for ridiculous dreamy. Dosa is a South Indian delicacy, made of fermented rice and lentil in this case, left overnight it gets sour and delicious. Fermented foods, being the guardian lovechild of the Weston Price Foundation, those wily old ladies who make eyes at me at the Sustainable Ag conference, have been touted more and more for their amazing curative powers, and we all know they taste delicious because we like sauerkraut and wine. So I eat my dosa late at night and then go to beddy bye. When I wake up, I find that I have had the most amazing dream, one that involves me throwing a snowball at a street sign which has weather detecting technology attached. The police try to arrest me, and then the cop takes me into a diner, where he proceeds to write me a ticket. After pleading him down to a warning (without nary a blow j or any grab ass), my dream state story continues, for I exit the diner and enter into a large hotel ballroom, where the much-lauded former Chapel Hill band Haunted House is playing, although this incarnation is a new edition, one that baffles. It is called Rascal Flatts and the Rambling Ramblers, a bluegrass band with four people playing the same keyboard simultaneously. I see Jeffy, who remarks to me in the following fashion-
"Come sit here - you are staying with me, everyone else has left. Don't go anywhere" or something to that effect. Clearly the new incarnation is not to his or others' liking. Curiously, part of the the band involves a television displaying something akin to a Ronco ad. Then I wake up, after an abbreviated night's sleep, somewhat groggy, craving Emergen-C, and confused as to why now I begin to remember dreams, for in the past I never did nothing in the morning but forget the dreams, except for the sexy parts, which are often in my nighttime brainwaves. So you see, you too should forgo the grocery store. Buy bulk, and make your own fermented foods. These favorites include-
Kimchi
Dosa
Kombucha
Miso
This combination of foods shall enable your healing process, which by now you must sorely need.

Also - I'll see you at Boyzone tonight.

BOYZONE will finally be getting the recognition we so richly deserve
IMMINENTLY on WEDNESDAY 1.23.08

We got asked to play a show

for years you have struggled with us but the Chapel Hill music
establishment can no longer DENY the seminal role we've played in the
development of the Chapel Hill Sound. Join us this Wednesday as we
receive our LONG OVER-DUE recognition, and join thousands of local
music fans as we answer an entreaty from the void, stretch our wings
and burst from the cocoon of Nightlight into the dim smokey lights of
Local 506. It'll be an experience of rare power and beauty, a
one-night stand of unparalleled beauty and magnificence

Cats Cradle presents:

BOYZONE

w/ SIX ORGANS of ADMITTANCE

@@@Local 506

Doors 8:30 / 9:30 Show
8$advance or 10$day-of to take this journey with us
and you can buy tickets from triangle record stores or online at
etix.com. OR Phone orders 919 967 9053

Local 506 is generously located within reach at 506 W Franklin St CHAPEL HILL
Purchase of Membership is Required to Attend Shows there

Thanks for listening!

- BOYZONE

I seem to have a self-destructive proclivity towards attempting to write intensely personal and comprehensive 'manifestos' illustrating why Nightlight holds a special place in my heart. It's not terribly easy to sit down and write an article about the club, and even when I narrow down my focus and concentrate on one specific aspect of the job, it still becomes this giant monster.

Regardless, check out the fruits of my labors. I spent over three months working on an article I call "A Tiny Art-Land Vortex" http://www.tinymixtapes.com/A-Tiny-Art-Land-Vortex
It's my attempt to delve into the idiosyncrasies of the job of booking agent at a small club. The editor at TMT loved it, said it was one of the best things they've ever posted to the site. Not sure how to follow that up, but I am working on setting up an interview with Haunted House.